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SHITSLIME

by WHARFLURCH

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  • SHITSLIME Cassette Tape - GAKLURCH GREEN Edition
    Cassette + Digital Album

    FINALLY!! The SHITSLIME is upon us!!! NOXIOUS RUIN MAG / HANDWROUGHT RECORDS has unleashed this beautiful, slimy, gaklurch green screen printed edition ov our disgustpating SHITSLIME EP, and we have but a very few to impart to you, our dear Slimelovers. BUT FRET NOT, there will be a repress hot on the heels, in WHARFPURP / Masters ov Reality colorway. For now, baste in the slimiest shit you've ever heard on a cassette tape.

    INTERNATIONAL SLIMERS!!!!!!! Please PLEASE DO NOT ORDER THIS FROM US. If you're in Canada, get familiar with SCUMLORD DISTRO! If you're in Europe, EXTREMELY ROTTEN PRODUCTIONS will have your Shitslime for you! South Americans, holler at BURNING COFFINS RECORDS. They will all have their SHITSLIME soon enough! THANKS!!

    P.S. These sound as good as they look. Fuckin' stoked. We got hella stickers to throw in as well. ONE PER CUSTOMER!!! SORRY! We don't have very many this go 'round. MORE TO COME VERY SOON, as well as CDs!!!

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  • PURPFLURCH SHITSLIME CASSETTE TAPE FROM NOXIOUS RUIN
    Cassette + Digital Album

    The Purpadelic "Masters ov Reality" / "Paisley Park" color way ov SHITSLIME from our good friends at Noxious Ruin. Limited quantities.. Only one per customer, sorry. Not shipping international right now, but there will be distros in EU and Canada that get these!

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  • SHITSLIME / LURKING DOOM compilation cassette by GURGLING GORE! w/ LOGO PATCH
    Cassette + Digital Album

    The limited edition cassette bundled with an exclusive woven logo patch. The patch is a woven, hot-cut shaped patch featuring the new Wharflurch logo in slime-green. Expertly crafted by Nuclear War Now! Productions.

    CASSETTE DEETS:
    ✚ Two-toned black and white cassette shells
    ✚ Green ink pad print on both sides
    ✚ Opaque white -or- black norelco cases
    ✚ O-card slipcase featuring both cover arts

    Side A features the "Shitslime" EP in its entirety and Wharflurch's cover of the Bolt Thrower classic "World Eater." Side B features the "Lurking Doom" EP in its entirety.

    CANADA FREAKS - There should be some heading up to Scumlord ASAP!!!
    EURO FREAKS - Definitely gonna be some in Euro distros
    REST OV WORLD - Keep an eye out! There's more coming!

    LIMIT ONE PER PERSON! FUCKIN' SICK PATCH THO EH?

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  • LURKING DOOM / SHITSLIME comp tape (Cassette ONLY)
    Cassette + Digital Album

    That sick two tone Gurgling Gore drop! You already know! These are the last ov em!

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  • SHITSLIME CD from Personal Records 666
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The SHITSLIME experience now comes to the compact disc format! Many thanks to Jacobo / Personal Records for this awesome CD, with art and layout by our main mans Ian Collazo ( @claweight ), many thanks also to him! Lyrics included inside with a sweet trippy pic ov the slimebuddies. Jewel case / full color / totally awesome. Ov course it will come with FLURCH goodies aplenty...

    CANADIANS - Please order thru SCUMLORD DISTRO - he will have them soon!
    MEXICO / S. AMERICA - Please order thru PERSONAL RECORDS
    EUROPE - We're gonna figure that out soon!

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  • SYZYGIAL SLIME WORLDS 12" Split LP w/ PERIHELION GNOSIS
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Finally we getting vinylly! That was stupid. Anyway, here are but a few scant copies ov the split 12" we did with PERIHELION GNOSIS from Canada, via Fucking Kill Records and Caligari Records! The pre-orders sold out really quickly, so these are pretty much the last copies. There's slime green , turquoise, and opaque clear vinyl options here y'all! This release features our SHITSLIME songs, and then the PERIHELION GNOSIS EP as well. These are all hand-numbered and quite lovely to behold!

    PLEASE READ!!!!! One copy per person, please! There's 3 colors to choose from so by all means DO NOT FORGET to do that! No international orders on this one, sorry, I checked the shipping costs and they are RIDICULOUS.

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1.
FOREBODING MIASMA COMING THROUGH THE CRACKS JAGGED ROCKS BLOCK YOUR PATH AND BACK CRAWLING IN YOUR DREAMS DIGGING IN YOUR BACK CORNERS OF MY EYES GLINT OF LIGHT STABBING PAIN IN MY BRAIN SEVERING EVIL SOURCE USING ALL MY FORCE BLOOD WILL RUN ITS COURSE LIGHT FADES FROM YOUR EYES CRUSHING WEIGHT SHALE AND SLATE CRAWLING UNDER STALACTITE LOSING ALL HOPE OF LIGHT SEAL THE BORE CONCRETE POUR THERE ARE SIGHTS YOU CANT IGNORE MANIFEST THE SEALING OF THE BORE TENTACLES WRITHING SLOW EYES WHERE THEY SHOULD NOT GROW VISAGE THAT I CAN NOT EVEN BEAR TO SEE LEAKING — SEAL THE BORE OOZING — SEAL THE BORE TUSKS AND CLAWS REND AND RIP ANCIENT MINDS ENSLAVED LOSING MY GRASP ON THE RIGHT PATH SEAL THE BORE
2.
CATHEDRAL HALLS COMMEMORATE FILTH AND BLOOD EXPOSED WHAT WE'VE BECOME DISGORGED ABORTIONS FOR YOUR VISAGE TO CONSUME AGAIN THIS RELIC STANDS TO HARROW THE VERY SOULS OF MAN GOLDEN IDOL ON A PLINTH OF BONE EYES TRANSFIXED SEIZED BY FEAR AWED BY DEATH PLINTH OV BONE MINDS HELD ENSNARED MASS SUICIDE CULLING OV LIFE SELF-GENOCIDE BURNING LANDSCAPE AVERTED EYES GUILT FANTASIZE THAT YOUR KINGDOM WAS NEVER BUILT ON DEATH BLEACHED - LOST - FORGOTTEN HUSKED - GNAWED AND ROTTEN PLINTH OF BONE
3.
SLUICE GATE OUBLIETTE UNREPENT MASKED INTENT LIQUID CORPSE AND SLOUGHED SKIN YOUR ORGANS NO LONGER IN NERVE BUNDLE EXPOSED TO FEND VEINS SEEM LIKE THEY NEVER END BLOOD COATING OF MY LEGS SEALING OF MY EYES BEING I DESPISE ICHOR - RUNNING DOWN MY FACE AND NECK OBSCURE - THE LIQUID IS BLACK AND DEATH ICHOR - FLOODED WHERE MY STEPS COLLECT ACID BURNING VEINS IN MY NECK BLURRED CONSCIOUSNESS SQUIRMING SHADOWS FROM WITHIN TRANSCENDENTAL INNER FORCE OBSCURED IN ICHOR OBSCURED IN ICHOR PLASMA COAGULATING BLOODY GORE MIXING TO ICHOR PLATELETS MOVE BETWEEN THE STARS CELESTIAL OOZE COURSES THRU THESE DEAD PHOTONIC VEINS RENDERING MY SENSES USELESS OBSCURED IN ICHOR
4.
PEER INTO THE ABYSS VISTAS OF NOTHINGNESS DIMENSIONAL WEBS EXPAND OUTWARD FROM YOUR MIND LOST IN TIME MOLECULES SCATTERED RIFT IN CONTINUUM SPLAYED IN EFFIGY SHATTERED IN ARRAY THE SILENCE OV NEGATION EYEBALLS BURST NECK VEINS BULGE YOU ARE NOW ECTOPIC UNKNOWN FATE COMES FOR YOU IN THIS TURBID CLUSTER ENTER THE DEATH VORTEX PUTRESCENCE FILLS THIS MIASMA SPIRALING INTO THE OUTER SPHERE HORRORS FROM THE CELESTIAL REALM ARE NOW YOUR ETERNAL REALITY AS YOU DISSIPATE INTO A PLASMA CLOUD ADRIFT IN THE METAGALACTIC STEW FOREVER SPECTRUM OF GALACTIC TERROR WRETCHING FORTH FROM THE ETHER TO FULLY CONSUME YOU ATOM BY ATOM AS YOU ENVISION A KALEIDOSCOPE OF MORTIFICATION

about

Times have been weird. As a cosmic "Sword ov Damocles" hangs over our planet, our feeble lives hang in the balance, and it is all to obvious at this late hour. As a pandemic swept over our waking world, so did the full musical lineup ov WHARFLURCH coagulate in a sweaty warehouse to create the SWAMP COSMOS METAL OV DEATH week after week, sharpening our slime to a deadly point. We now present 4 ov these compositions to you, in a over-exaggerated demo style.

Here you will find the crawling Death Doom, the fast and frantic madness, the impossibly chunky riffs, trippy ambience, and beast mode vocals that WHARFLURCH has come to use as our palette for death worship. 15 whole minutes ov it.

ENTER THE DEATH VORTEX


**Cassette Tape version coming soon via NOXIOUS RUIN / HAND WROGHT

credits

released October 2, 2020

All songs written by: WHARFLURCH
Special thanks to C. Spencer for the sick riffs.
Lyrics by Mamo / Colby. Except Track 4 lyrics by M. Colby.
Recorded / Mixed / Mastered by M. Colby Summer 2020.
Cover art by: Ian Collazo // @claweight
All synth interludes: M. Colby

WHARFLURCH IS (on this recording):
John Mamo - Vocals
Chris Vigilante - Drums
Cary Smith - Bass
Myk Colby - Guitar

(on all future recordings you can also expect)
Steven Klein - Lead Guitar

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WHARFLURCH Florida

SPECTRUM OF GALACTIC TERROR
WRETCHING FORTH FROM THE ETHER
TO FULLY CONSUME YOU ATOM BY ATOM
AS YOU ENVISION A KALEIDOSCOPE OF MORTIFICATION

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